First Submission...

This is the first email I have received from an anonymous reader....and it is an excellent one.

Good Morning Robit,,
here are the reports take a lot of time to download for the content of the pic ,if you want you can expand the picture a litle more big when you printe.
any question let me know!
thanks !

This was sent to me from RobERt, however the use of two commas to address Robit makes up for the misspelling of his name.

Seriously?

This email is not stupid because of spelling or grammar. It is stupid because it had to be sent...

Tonight before you leave for the evening please remove everything on top of your desk. Since you all have been sick one time or another we are cleaning (disinfecting) your desk.
Thanks

This was sent to me and two other people. Quarantined at work. I am now the bubble boy of the office.

"Bushoog"

T-
about make plans to meet me at Montage on Thursday 3/12/08 some where around 9:00 am. we have some wind damages to our screening fence material, it need to get "fix" . if you can fit in to you schedule, also right after that, we have some "bushooging" to do. let me know when you get a chance.
thank you
Mo

I will be about making plans for lunch later today if anyone would like to "join" me.

Unbeatable...

This is it. The email which sealed the deal for the start of this blog. A little background...

This was written by our Sales Assistant. It is in regards to a new deal our company was offering on condominiums. It was sent in a mass email to thousands of people (Presidents and VP's of major corporations included) before ever being sent to our Sales Manager.

At no time did I alter the above text. That editing was done by the genius that is our Sales Assistant. Please note the beautiful use of coloring, punctuation, and w's.

You heard me wright.

Real. Stupid. Intro

When I entered the corporate world a short 3 years ago, straight out of college, I assumed that bringing one’s language and grammar skills with them was a given....I stand corrected. Every day, I am more and more amazed by the incredible emails that fly through my inbox. Recently, I received one of the worst emails ever written, and I’m not sure I will ever see another one quite like it. So I decided to start this blog. If you have an email that is from a real employee, and is better than the email in my first post, please send it to me. Cut and paste the actual email, but, for obvious reasons, do not include the Real. Stupid. employee's name.